George Bush is visiting the queen Elizabeth of England.
He ask her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such efficient government? are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well", says the queen "the most important things is to surrond yourself with intelligent people"
Bush frowns "but how do I know the people arround me are really intelligent?"
The queen takes a sip of tea, "oh, That's easy. you just ask them to answer an intelligence ridle"
The queen push the button on her intercom. "please send the prime minister in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room "yoy majesty....."
The queen smile "answer me this, please, tony. your mother and father have a child. is not your sister nor your brother. who is it?"Without pausing for a moment, Blair said "that would be me!"
"yes very good!" says the queen
Back to white house, bush calls in his vice president Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. your mother and father have a child. is not your sister nor your brother, who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the vice president " let me get back to you on that one" Dick Cheney goes to his adviser and ask every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he end up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powel's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin ! can you answer this for me? your mother and father have a child. is not your sister nor your brother, who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "that's easy its me!"
Dick Cheney smile,"thanks"
Cheney goes back to oval office and asks to speak with Bush. "say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. its Colin Powell"
Bush get Up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S TONY BLAIR!!!!!!!!"
